Saturday, January 26, 2008

The Future of Air Combat



Yes folks, they are now equipping our nation's air force with BEARS!! Its been a long time coming, what with the extensive training program (bears are grumpy, stubborn, and hungry buggers) and media cover-ups of maulings, but they're finally in the air. Does a bear shit in the woods? Yes they do, but now they also shit in the cockpit of an F-22 while doing -4G dives, complete with heat seeking sidewinder missiles. Do your worst Osama.

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